gayblowjob:

Take showers with me.
Sleep with me.
Cuddle with me.
Kiss me softly.
Hold my hand.
I’m clingy.
Please don’t go away.

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wolfshirou:

madwatch-madwatch:

wolfshirou:

doctor-gordon-freeman:

wolfshirou:

what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people

Because we outnumber you. 

I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.

fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them

Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance

not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies

(Source: bitnap, via poofycaptaincantankerous)

angel-xx-1:

microfibrils:

rockylikeapuma:

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

Don’t ovary-react

get off my text post

oh bloody hell

(via batlesbo)

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

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hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

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Tags: Harry Potter

lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via bitterandcurt)

kaplanwiccan:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

At the first gif I thought it was a joke

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via ohmytheon)

comtessedebussy:

destielkills:

ummm


what is happening

comtessedebussy:

destielkills:

ummm

image

what is happening

(Source: queefstiel, via projectiscariot)

retr0philia:

dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

image

legend.

I’m fucking crying

(via silver-sass)

unexplained-events:

Klan members gather at a carnival in Canon City, Colorado for a group portrait.
As if the KKK wasn’t creepy enough.

unexplained-events:

Klan members gather at a carnival in Canon City, Colorado for a group portrait.

As if the KKK wasn’t creepy enough.

(via silver-sass)

thefrogman:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

(Source: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, via silver-sass)

cuffyourdick:

a simple yet beautiful reminder, it could be you! be thankful for everything you have.

(Source: sixpenceee, via silver-sass)

Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

(Source: secondquarterquell, via silver-sass)

Tags: Harry Potter