itswalky:

steve-dash-o:

itswalky:

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.





and on your way out


I may have fabricated this memory, but… doesn’t one of the MANY Tom Raper billboards say “You are now entering Raper country”?

There is a “Tom” involved.

but who knows

itswalky:

steve-dash-o:

itswalky:

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

and on your way out

I may have fabricated this memory, but… doesn’t one of the MANY Tom Raper billboards say “You are now entering Raper country”?

There is a “Tom” involved.

but who knows

sapphicsideshow:

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

(Source: clarabows, via ladydrace)

whitmerule:

airbornranchdressing:

sloppyrectum:

"EVERYONE born in the 90’s remembers this show! if you don’t know this you had a horrible childhood!"

*picture of a purely north american tv-show that was never broadcasted anywhere outside their borders*

"Everybody gets excited about Halloween and wants to see it all over their dash! ALL OCTOBER!"

(In other news, please tag it ‘halloween’ for blacklisting purposes.)

(via ladydrace)

furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via ladydrace)

lokiloo:

I was looking through Flower Language meanings and I saw that grass can mean ‘homosexual love’ and now I’m crying myself in laughter imagining some guy dumping lawn clippings onto his crush’s porch screaming ‘I FUCCKIN LOVE U YOU GAY PIECE OF SHIT’.

(via ladydrace)

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

image

I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

(via bisexualspoopertgiles)

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

(via witch-of-lights)

realityexistsinmymind:

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

idk if this is funny or sad

(via urbanclictionary)

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

(via urbanclictionary)

huffingtonpost:

The Best Of Twitter’s #MuslimApologies

If you believe what what some (at best misinformed, at worst bigoted) people say, Muslims have a lot to answer for.

For more #MuslimApologies go here.

(via illogicalfangirling)

meatbicyclevevo:

thanks dad

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(via silver-sass)

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

(via primegifs)

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