i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
RSJ is the sole reason for global warming! :D We could keep him close to the sea, and his hotness would make it possible for the entire globe to take hot showers. *nodnods*
FOSSIL FUELS WOULD BE POINTLESS! RSJ MIGHT ACTUALLY SAVE THE PLANET SIMPLY BY SMOLDERING!!!
There are benefits…
Sorry, I had to.
I’d just like to mention that
Ten rape prevention tips:
1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her."
Rape prevention tips
Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention
It bugs me, it really rankles me, when conservative types say that the poor “have it easy” because the fact is that simply isn’t true.
A common phrase I hear is “I should just quit my job, I’d be earning more from the government if I were unemployed!” To which I say, yes. Absolutely. Quit your job. Quit and apply for unemployment benefits. Do it! I can’t wait to see what happens.