staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

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Tags: Harry Potter

maggle:

thenimbus:

if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers.

I mean
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come on

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those faces

Would that mean Bullmastiffs are it’s final evolution?

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I mean

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??

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fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via perks-of-being-chinese)

tonyabbot:

this is my school


Why aren’t there any windows on that building?!

tonyabbot:

this is my school

Why aren’t there any windows on that building?!

(Source: storeboughtisfine, via perks-of-being-chinese)

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

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Tags: Harry Potter

sixpenceee:

THE BOY AND HIS ATOM

What you see above is the world’s smallest movie. The following movie is made out of atoms. IBM researchers used a scanning tunneling microscope to move thousands of carbon monoxide molecules (two atoms stacked on top of each other). This movie can only be seen when magnified by 100 million times. 

VIDEO

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cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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schlongmomma:

chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us


I knew it.

schlongmomma:

chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

I knew it.

Good news bad news best news

rosetyler-in-the-impala:

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

who is this man and why is he so attractive

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weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

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birdsphere:

comelyinsanity:

birdturdnerd:

batsaflyin:

Uh. He was not the voice of shrek.

yeah he was

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old?

this man is dead how dare you


He’s not dead yet…

birdsphere:

comelyinsanity:

birdturdnerd:

batsaflyin:

Uh. He was not the voice of shrek.

yeah he was

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old?

this man is dead how dare you

He’s not dead yet…

(Source: jonabunjoestar, via schlongmomma)

true-fae:

naturalcomedian:

This is like when you kill one of your characters in an AU.

oh my god

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quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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